CAR TOOLS
2012 Honda Civic (The Tank)
Sep 27, 2025
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Engine finally gave out at 287,000 miles. Served faithfully through college, first job, and three cross-country moves.
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Certificate #VG-2012HOND-2025
Deceased:
2012 Honda Civic (The Tank) Age: 1m 19d
Category:
CAR TOOLS
Date of Passing:
September 27, 2025
Cause of Death:
đNatural Wear and Obsolescence
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"Goodbye to the most reliable companion I've ever had. You started every morning (except that one winter in Minnesota), carried all my worldly possessions through four apartment moves, and your check engine light was basically a nightlight. Your AC died in 2019, your radio in 2021, but your spirit never wavered. Drive eternal, shiny and chrome."
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2012 Honda Civic (The Tank)
Sep 27, 2025 âĸ CAR TOOLS
"Goodbye to the most reliable companion I've ever had. You started every morning (except that one winter in Minnesota), carried all my worldly possessions through four apartment moves, and your check e..."
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2012 Honda Civic (The Tank)
Sep 27, 2025 âĸ CAR TOOLS
"Goodbye to the most reliable companion I've ever had. You started every morning (except that one winter in Minnesota), carried all my worldly possessi..."
â¤ī¸ 22đ¯ī¸ 9đš 5
đ Rest in Peace đ
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#RIPMyStuff #VirtualGraveyard #MemorialMonday
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2012 Honda Civic (The Tank)
Sep 27, 2025 âĸ CAR TOOLS
"Goodbye to the most reliable companion I've ever had. You started every morning (except that one winter in Minnesota), carried all my worldly possessi..."
â¤ī¸ 22đ¯ī¸ 9đš 5
đ Rest in Peace đ
Share your condolences at ripstuff.net
#RIPMyStuff #VirtualGraveyard #MemorialMonday
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2012 Honda Civic (The Tank)
Sep 27, 2025 âĸ CAR TOOLS
"Goodbye to the most reliable companion I've ever had. You started every morning (except that one winter in Minnesota), carried all my worldly possessi..."
â¤ī¸ 22đ¯ī¸ 9đš 5
đ Rest in Peace đ
Share your condolences at ripstuff.net
#RIPMyStuff #VirtualGraveyard #MemorialMonday
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2012 Honda Civic (The Tank)
Sep 27, 2025 âĸ CAR TOOLS
"Goodbye to the most reliable companion I've ever had. You started every morning (except that one winter in Minnesota), carried all my worldly possessions through four apartment moves, and your check e..."
â¤ī¸ 22đ¯ī¸ 9đš 5
đ Rest in Peace đ
Share your condolences at ripstuff.net
#RIPMyStuff #VirtualGraveyard #MemorialMonday
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