TECH GADGETS
MacBook Pro 2015 (The Workhorse)
Sep 27, 2025
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Keyboard finally died after years of fighting sticky keys. The 'e' key required percussive maintenance to work.
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Certificate #VG-MACBOOKP-2025
Deceased:
MacBook Pro 2015 (The Workhorse) Age: 1m 19d
Category:
TECH GADGETS
Date of Passing:
September 27, 2025
Cause of Death:
🔋Hardware Malfunction
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"You were the last of the good ones—actual function keys, MagSafe, and ports that didn't require dongles. Through coding bootcamp, three startups, and countless all-nighters, your fans whirred like a tiny jet engine cheering me on. Even when your butterfly keyboard betrayed us both, you kept compiling. Thank you for your service, you magnificent aluminum beast."
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MacBook Pro 2015 (The Workhorse)
Sep 27, 2025 • TECH GADGETS
"You were the last of the good ones—actual function keys, MagSafe, and ports that didn't require dongles. Through coding bootcamp, three startups, and countless all-nighters, your fans whirred like a t..."
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MacBook Pro 2015 (The Workhorse)
Sep 27, 2025 • TECH GADGETS
"You were the last of the good ones—actual function keys, MagSafe, and ports that didn't require dongles. Through coding bootcamp, three startups, and ..."
❤️ 19🕯️ 4🌹 3
💔 Rest in Peace 💔
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MacBook Pro 2015 (The Workhorse)
Sep 27, 2025 • TECH GADGETS
"You were the last of the good ones—actual function keys, MagSafe, and ports that didn't require dongles. Through coding bootcamp, three startups, and ..."
❤️ 19🕯️ 4🌹 3
💔 Rest in Peace 💔
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MacBook Pro 2015 (The Workhorse)
Sep 27, 2025 • TECH GADGETS
"You were the last of the good ones—actual function keys, MagSafe, and ports that didn't require dongles. Through coding bootcamp, three startups, and ..."
❤️ 19🕯️ 4🌹 3
💔 Rest in Peace 💔
Share your condolences at ripstuff.net
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MacBook Pro 2015 (The Workhorse)
Sep 27, 2025 • TECH GADGETS
"You were the last of the good ones—actual function keys, MagSafe, and ports that didn't require dongles. Through coding bootcamp, three startups, and countless all-nighters, your fans whirred like a t..."
❤️ 19🕯️ 4🌹 3
💔 Rest in Peace 💔
Share your condolences at ripstuff.net
#RIPMyStuff #VirtualGraveyard #MemorialMonday
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